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Swagmaster: I'm about to whip somebody's ass... Boopkins: You can do it! (Donkey Kong happened to run past Meggy as she shot down more members. Woody: (in pain) SOMEBODY'S POISONED THE WATERHOLE! After all, I lived in a pandemic-free world for the first 43 years of my existence. Hmmm... Mario: Mama mia. Tari: Yeah. Toad: We need a few more fighters to take on the wah gang. ), (Mario tries to break out by humping the bars, to no avail. It was like 8 or 9 inches and was really thick. MMMMMMM! ), (As Luigi was about to do so, McCree landed next to him. Marios a qualified idiot! Lets go kick the wah gags butts! Swagmaster: Dammit. Smg4: I saw a building full of explosives, so I ran inside and blew it up. https://supermarioglitchy4.fandom.com/wiki/SMG4:_Wild,_Wild_Mario/Transcript?oldid=346832. Do you smell that Chris? I agree, your life sucks 29793 You deserved it 2634. Bob: Hey! 718. ), (Mario and Meggy laughed at Donkey Kong's demise as he fell still in pain. 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(Most of the bar customers ran from the place, leaving behind Mario, Meggy, Shroomy, Luigi, and McCree.). Did you scroll all this way to get facts about i'm drunk? I’m having a party at my house. All of it.Highlights include: The Serial Escalation.First, Mario is fighting Toad at the grocery store. Luigi: You were waiting here the whole time!? ), (Luigi voices his worries while Mario cries about it. Who do you think pays for all your damages? (Bob's arrows knocked down a tree that crushed their shooters. The first few times were so … :D, (Suddenly, the train was halted, causing Mario to wonder what caused it to stop. Time to go. by InfiniteLeJackal. Dr. Eggman: RUN! Mario: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH....BLEAURGHHHHHHHHH! Luigi and Mario meanwhile sneak into a kitchen. (Begins to hump the cell bars before attempting to use a chainsaw to get out.) I'm so proud of you! Following Friends Follow Unfollow Chat . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Bob: (doing a rain dance) Rain dance rain dance rain dance rain dance! sends Smg3 flying into the distance with his rocket launcher. (looks for the nearest member for help) RED!! Duration: 31:36, available in: 480p, 360p, 240p. Meggy: ok, let's split up and ask around. ), Woody: Ohh, hohohOK! Don't abandon us you stupid Monkey!!! Saiko: What she said... minus everything. asian dirty. I thought I was, until a few weeks ago. Bob: Alright that's our cue. Okay, screw the chant (fires off arrows) take this you son of bitches! You're being very mean! Mario: Hey that actually smells pretty good. BEGONE THOT! Chris: Dumbass. Soi soi soi (Magnifies the gun towards him) haha gotcha, Swagmaster: wow you saved me Chris. Bob (speaking slightly slurred): Hi. (Mario and Swag begin pummeling at each other.). Following. This is the transcript for SMG4: Wild, Wild Mario.. Transcript (The Glitchy Boy introduction followed by the cap of SMG4 appears.) Meggy: oh! That's our henchman! 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